Would it be okay to wear my new fur coat and my seal-lined leather boots to the Global Warming Benefit Concert

George Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter questions him.





%26quot;You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can you prove who you really are?%26quot;





Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, %26quot;Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?%26quot; Saint Peter complies with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.





Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed.





%26quot;You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!%26quot;





The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials. Picasso doesn%26#039;t hesitate. %26quot;Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?%26quot; Saint Peter says, %26quot;Go ahead.%26quot;





Picasso erases Einstein%26#039;s scribbles and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps.





%26quot;Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!%26quot;





The last to arrive is George Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head. %26quot;Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?%26quot;





Bush looks bewildered, %26quot;Who are Einstein and Picasso?%26quot;





Saint Peter sighs, %26quot;Come on in, George.%26quot;

Would it be okay to wear my new fur coat and my seal-lined leather boots to the Global Warming Benefit Concert
that depends where it is, if it%26#039;s in southern ca you won%26#039;t, as it%26#039;s sunny right now and were having the lowest rainfall ever on record..
Reply:sure, most global warming events this year have been canceled for snow and storms.
Reply:I would. But I%26#039;d wear it to a PETA benefit, but that%26#039;s just me.
Reply:Sure! You%26#039;%26#039;ll upstage all the Hollywood liberals in their furs!
Reply:I%26#039;ll wear my sable. LOL!
Reply:Go for it!
Reply:Sure... Just be careful, you might be mistaken for a big, fat cow and sent off to the slaughterhouse!
Reply:You%26#039;re gonna need to take along a portable charcoal grill to help you keep warm too.
Reply:i thik it is a great look for that type of benfit
Reply:Yes I agree... its very chilly up here in Seattle.





Notice how they change from %26quot;global warming%26quot; to %26quot;climate changing?%26quot; Because it doesn%26#039;t make sense to say its warming when its freakin cold!
Reply:Don%26#039;t let Big Al see you wearing the skins of dead animals or we will have to endure another freakin BS Power Point ..this time on the inhumane treatment of animals.
Reply:Sure. Jane Fonda Commies wore her fashionable fur at the protest rallies and she even came in a limo. Remember,your motto from now on must be %26quot;Do as I say. Not as I do.%26quot;
Reply:I don%26#039;t see why it wouldn%26#039;t be...
Reply:Yes....I love that coat! I can%26#039;t believe the down fill is made from Spotted Owl feathers....very chic.





Don%26#039;t forget that brooch that goes with. Didn%26#039;t you tell me it was made from ivory harvested off baby elephants?


A-dor-a-ble.
Reply:Go for it. LMAO!
Reply:You own nothing of what you speak
Reply:Say hi to Bush when you are there...
Reply:yeah!!


I think i am going to wear my FOX fur coat and my leather pants!!


I was thinking about my IVORY necklaces and candles made of whale fat to sell to help raise money for the benefit!!


I have plenty of room in the back of my leather seated fuel guzzling SUV if you would like me to carry anything else... just let me know!





muah!
Reply:yes go ahead





gw
Reply:Better than wearing that blue dress, teased hair and eye makeup to a Mormon prayer meeting.





Someone might be tempted to use the %26quot;W%26quot; word.





You think you see the world through a Christian kaleidoscope, but I guarantee you, they have a slightly more conservative view.
Reply:Just wear a thong.
Reply:yeah i think so . lol
Reply:It%26#039;s after Easter so the coat would have to be white.





Is it an natural Ermin coat. If not just hang one on your credit card and go in style.





I always loved the Mink Coat and Bikini look.





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